Proper Job Placement
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Methods from Human Resources...
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1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze1 the situation:
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?a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting2 Department.
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?b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing3.
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?c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
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?d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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?e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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?f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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?g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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?h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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?i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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?j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
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?k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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?l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
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?m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.


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1 analyze RwUzm ?? ?
vt.分析,解析 (=analyse)
参考例句:
  • We should analyze the cause and effect of this event.我们应该分析这场事变的因果。
  • The teacher tried to analyze the cause of our failure.老师设法分析我们失败的原因。
2 accounting nzSzsY ?? ?
n.会计,会计学,借贷对照表
参考例句:
  • A job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。
  • There's an accounting error in this entry.这笔账目里有差错。
3 auditing JyVzib ?? ?
n.审计,查账,决算
参考例句:
  • Auditing standards are the rules governing how an audit is performed.收支检查标准是规则统治一个稽核如何被运行。
  • The auditing services market is dominated by a few large accounting firms.审计服务市场被几家大型会计公司独占了。
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