Salts
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Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet.
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"Don't be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly1 good toilet here!"?
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"Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."
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"So what? That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet here!"
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The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet.?
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After a few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges, followed by a foul2 smell.?
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The barman races into the toilet where he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into the bar.?
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"What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.
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"I told you," explained the drinker.
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"No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the barman.
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"That's right," the drinker shrugs3, "somersaults."


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1 perfectly 8Mzxb ?? ?
adv.完美地,无可非议地,彻底地
参考例句:
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
2 foul Sfnzy ?? ?
adj.污秽的;邪恶的;v.弄脏;妨害;犯规;n.犯规
参考例句:
  • Take off those foul clothes and let me wash them.脱下那些脏衣服让我洗一洗。
  • What a foul day it is!多么恶劣的天气!
3 shrugs d3633c0b0b1f8cd86f649808602722fa ?? ?
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
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