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Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet.
"Don't be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly1 good toilet here!"?
"Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."
"So what? That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet here!"
The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet.?
After a few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges, followed by a foul2 smell.?
The barman races into the toilet where he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into the bar.?
"What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.
"I told you," explained the drinker.
"No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the barman.
"That's right," the drinker shrugs3, "somersaults."


1 perfectly 8Mzxb ?? ?
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
2 foul Sfnzy ?? ?
  • Take off those foul clothes and let me wash them.脱下那些脏衣服让我洗一洗。
  • What a foul day it is!多么恶劣的天气!
3 shrugs d3633c0b0b1f8cd86f649808602722fa ?? ?
n.耸肩(以表示冷淡,怀疑等)( shrug的名词复数 )
  • Hungarian Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany shrugs off this criticism. 匈牙利总理久尔恰尼对这个批评不以为然。 来自互联网
  • She shrugs expressively and takes a sip of her latte. 她表达地耸肩而且拿她的拿铁的啜饮。 来自互联网
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